DW: A sign I would have to wear is one on my butt that says, "Exit Only!"
Though this may be a shock to some, you are not in fact allowed to have intimate relations on a nude beach. This has become such a problem at Oranjezon beach in The Netherlands, they’ve post eight signs informing visitors this is prohibited.
After receiving around 30 complaints from locals, the mayor finally got involved, saying, “The problem has been going on for a long time.” He added, “…these people need to know that we don’t want that here.” However, some residents want the signs taken down as they think it makes the beach look too promiscuous and will attract unwanted clientele who want to see what all the fuss is about…ironically.
Source: NL Times