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A young woman in Italy is realizing her dream of “transitioning” into a cat, undergoing more than 20 body modifications to achieve the feline look. Chiara Dell’Abate, 22, boasts more than 72 piercings atop her head, including giant punch nostrils and slits above her lips to poke her forked tongue through.
If that isn’t enough, Dell’Abate also has subdermal horns (cat ears?), eyeball tattoos, ten subdermal implants on both hands, and six beads implanted…down there. But, for her to become a cat, the body mod queen says, “I will need a cat eyes lift or canthoplasty — surgery to produce more elongated and naturally almond-shaped eyes — teeth reshaping, upper lip cut, more fillers,” adding that she’s also planning on attaching a tail.
Source: NY Post