Man In A Committed Relationship With Balloons

DW: Nooooow I understand why that movie is called "Up." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man who says he’s sexually attracted to inanimate objects says he’s currently in a relationship with a bunch of balloons. Aakash Majumdar says it started as a friendship but evolved into a more intimate relationship. He says the balloons communicate with him through telepathy and dreams.

He says, “I make out with my balloons,” and yes…he’s popped the question to them, which is accurate but probably inappropriate phrasing. He says he popped one of the balloons while inflating it and “cried for the loss.” He says he gave the balloon a funeral and buried it.

Source: New York Post

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