Remember how we established that Wisconsin is known for being the heaviest binge drinkers in the country, so this next story shouldn't come as too much of a surprise.
Cops in Wisconsin received a call about a 47 year old man holding up a sign that says "Will Work For Beer" while standing on a street corner.
He must have been doing some damn good work to be compensated so handsomely based on his choice of income.
The man was SOOOOO drunk, he blew a .30 on the breathalyzer test, which is enough alcohol to kill some people.
The legal limit is .08, meaning he was nearly FOUR TIMES over the legal limit.
The cops arrived and arrested the man for public intoxication