DW: (insert your own "bush trimming" joke here)
A retired art teacher named Keith Tyssen, 90, has maintained a hedge shaped like a naked woman, named Gloria, outside his home for nearly 20 years. Despite drunk people climbing on her and pretending to have “relations” with the topiary, Keith remains committed to his creative project.
"I'm 90 now but still fairly physically ok, so I'll keep her going. She isn't going anywhere” Keith laughed. "People do smile and take pictures when they see Gloria, and I like that."
Source: Mirror