There's been a debate for decades over whether ketchup counts as a vegetable.  I think the current status of that argument is "no."  But here's something that DOES count . . . and it's even better.

 

 

A British nutritionist says that a BLOODY MARY counts as a vegetable.  Obviously, you're better off having the tomato juice without the booze in it . . . but you still get the benefits of eating a vegetable like the vitamins and whatnot.  (Daily Mail)