There's been a debate for decades over whether ketchup counts as a vegetable. I think the current status of that argument is "no." But here's something that DOES count . . . and it's even better.
A British nutritionist says that a BLOODY MARY counts as a vegetable. Obviously, you're better off having the tomato juice without the booze in it . . . but you still get the benefits of eating a vegetable like the vitamins and whatnot. (Daily Mail)